Rude and not Ginger
We're all just STORIES in the end, so make it a GOOD one, Eh?

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”


herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

2steampunk4u:

Drew Woolnough everybody

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

(Source: partybots)


wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.